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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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