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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.