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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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