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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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