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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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