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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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