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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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