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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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