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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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