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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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