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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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