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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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