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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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