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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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