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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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