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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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