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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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