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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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