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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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