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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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