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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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