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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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