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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦
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