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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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