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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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