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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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