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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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