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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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