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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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