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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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