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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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