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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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