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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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