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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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