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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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