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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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