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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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