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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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