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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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