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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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