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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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