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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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