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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛
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