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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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