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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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