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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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