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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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