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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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