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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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