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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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