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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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